From $1,000 copies of the Constitution to $75 guacamole bowls to “Grillary Clinton” aprons, the world of presidential campaign merchandise is a strange one, and nowhere is that clearer than on the internet, where some of our illustrious candidates have launched merch stores that come in every degree of corny. Before you peruse our highly scientific ranking of these amazing webpages, let us have a moment of silence for Scott Walker’s former campaign store, where you could pay $300 for a copy of his book about destroying unions. 10. [object Object] For someone who seems to be running just to further his personal brand of being completely intolerable, Huckabee stumbles hard in the branding department. He’s still trotting out his 2008 slogan (“I Like Mike”), he’s got an imme…